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cheap authentic retro jordans websites Doocy, Kilmeade, and pretty in pink Carlson laughed uproariously while the video of the preacher was shown. (Wonder what Fox’s Father Jonathan Morris would say. Oh, right, he doesn’t have a „smoking, hot wife.”) But things got a little serious when Doocy said that this „hilarious and inspirational message” has received „some negative reaction.” Doocy didn’t mention that much of the criticism is coming from the evangelical community some of whom have termed cheap jordans shoes it „unadulterated blasphemy.” After Doocy introduced Tennessee Baptist pastor, Joe Helms, he asked him „how’s your smoking hot wife this morning?” To Kilmeade’s question of his wife’s reaction to the prayer, Helms said she was just fine with it and said that „if more men in this country were thankful for their wives, the country would be in better shape.” Gretch shouted that she was „129% behind you.” She was just so thrilled that she jiggled for joy as she put on a slight Southern accent and said „we all know that marriage is more than just being friends.” cheap jordan sneakers (Right wing Christians do love their sex albeit only heterosexual, within marriage, and open to conception) She laughed at her own humor. cheap authentic retro jordans websites

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cheap jordans australia Comment: Dear Jesus, please help all the little girls across this great land to grow up to be smoking hot so that they can find themselves a fine, NASCAR loving, Jesus praising, Republican voting heterosexual man. And thank you for Fox News which praises your glory and provides Christian inspiration to all who bask in its real journalism, fair balanced. Amen cheap jordans australia

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